Free Friday: Disarming Mr Darcy

Welcome, mes dames et monsieurs to the first Free Friday here at O Beauty Unattempted!  This week, in honour of Halloween, I thought I'd share with you a spoof of Pride and Prejudice (and Zombies) and mash-ups in general.  EDIT: Alas, Disarming Mr Darcy is now no longer available.  BUT...

If you liked it, get thee to Girlebooks.com and purchase a copy of Letters of Love & Deception, which is full of Austenesque short stories, including all the Villains in a game of Clue ("It was a Dark and Stormy Night") and the another parody of monster mash-ups ("Pride and Paraliterature")!

And make sure to check out all the Free Fridays!

 Note: This story was inspired by something Nancy Kelley wrote, dedicated to Erica McFarland who laughed at bad puns, and the ridiculously quick doodle is for the pleasure of Jennifer Becton.